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    Backing into a spot in a forest preserve....

    Apparently means that you are looking for some action?

    "Didnt know that if you back into a parking spot in a forest preserve you are inviting nasty ass old men looking for sex!!! WTF is really going on!! REALLY!!!"

    Then I was told if you are in an airport in a stall and someone goes in a stall next to you and you tap your foot that means you want action as well?

    Who the hell makes this shit up?

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    you parked backwards in the spot AND tapped your foot didnt you...


    the old man give ya a gummer or what?
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    PM Jucin, he has more info if your interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ybaslo1
    PM Jucin, he has more info if your interested.
    jucin was the dude in the parking lot who walked up to him, DUH!
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    If you scratch your chest near a Marina, it means you want to get motorboated.

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    Handkerchief in left pocket, top. Right pocket, bottom........

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

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    the forest preserve on euclid and river road is full of homo's. We used to have a bmx track back there. We have seen some sick shit go on back there.
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    The one on black and caton farm in Plainfield called hammel woods is a fucking known homo park. I didn't know about that though thats fucking funny some fucking old dude coming up to you wanting action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iroc88lb9
    you parked backwards in the spot AND tapped your foot didnt you...


    the old man give ya a gummer or what?
    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slo850R
    the forest preserve on euclid and river road is full of homo's. We used to have a bmx track back there. We have seen some sick shit go on back there.
    I know where you are talking about, the last time I was back there had to be about 91-92. FOR THE BMX TRACK!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 70caminoman
    The one on black and caton farm in Plainfield called hammel woods is a fucking known homo park. I didn't know about that though thats fucking funny some fucking old dude coming up to you wanting action.


    canton farm and black run parrell to each other and hammel woods is at rt59 and south of black,the old enterance was on 52 by the trailer park till the trailer trash complained ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by yellowsrt
    Handkerchief in left pocket, top. Right pocket, bottom........

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code
    Wait.. does this go for hats too? Is The Boss a homo????


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    hes from Jewsey so ho nows he might be a switchhitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by stimpy66
    canton farm and black run parrell to each other and hammel woods is at rt59 and south of black,the old enterance was on 52 by the trailer park till the trailer trash complained ....

    I seen Jugger and Matt D come out of there in his van...it all makes sense now!!!
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    Girl I know was feeding a wild rooster in the local woods before work (no really, true story!) Well I guess one day when she parked and was about to get out to find this rooster some guy pulls up in his car next to her and she's like wtf!? And the guys reaction was the same cause it was a hot younger chick instead of some creepy old gay guy. I guess she talked to the guy and he explained what was up. This was somewhere around niles towards i-94 a couple years ago.


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