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    Quote Originally Posted by SPEEDY1996TA
    Ive been there couple times the one in Frankfort. Very nice time and super clean . Pricey 400+ but worth it . Also you might want to check out this other place called the Champagne Lodge really nice place in Willow Brook 2mins south of I55 . No pool but really shape and clean . Rates are dirt cheap also.

    http://www.champagnelodge.com/


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    For $400 bucks, do they throw in the super hot hookers?

    I'll fill up my bath tub for $400 and blow bubbles too.

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    hell $400ish at sybaris you get 2 floors, a parking garage, hot tub, jacuzzi, steam room, regular shower, bed with somewhat of a mirror over it with a hook in the middle for your sex swing lol, and a pretty huge pool with a waterslide and a "waterfall" with a descent sound system and pretty good lighting. All in your own private lil building/hut.

    Oh and you can sneak in multiple bitches in the water slide building caus eyou pull into the parking garage and your in the building. They have camera's all around the property to watch for extra people sneaking in. They don't want a bunch of people partying in there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carguy
    For $400 bucks, do they throw in the super hot hookers?

    I'll fill up my bath tub for $400 and blow bubbles too.
    lol watch out for people with nick names of "bubbles" your setting yourself up man!
    Fuck you....... pay me!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bad Black§
    hell $400ish at sybaris you get 2 floors, a parking garage, hot tub, jacuzzi, steam room, regular shower, bed with somewhat of a mirror over it with a hook in the middle for your sex swing lol, and a pretty huge pool with a waterslide and a "waterfall" with a descent sound system and pretty good lighting. All in your own private lil building/hut.

    Oh and you can sneak in multiple bitches in the water slide building caus eyou pull into the parking garage and your in the building. They have camera's all around the property to watch for extra people sneaking in. They don't want a bunch of people partying in there.
    Yes thats the one I had ....

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    hmmm...thanks for the input.

    note to self: don't bring hookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bad Black§
    I got the one with the slide once, everything was super clean and no noticable splooge stains on the walls or anything. Anyoen saying they'd hat eto take a blacklight to it, you think ANYYY hotel is any better? I gaurentee youc an go into the ritz carlton or even the new trump hotel that just opened recently and feel like the room is glowing.

    Has anyone seen the team of spanish people that storm the place after someone checks out and scrubs the place stupid? I dunno if I'd fuck with the sex swing thing though, it look lame anyway. I stayed at the one on milwaukee ave up around niles or whatever it is.

    Oh and call and reserve later and ask for deals, they will cut pretty good deals and offe ryou cheap upgrades regularly.
    Agreed.. I stayed at that one a few times and had a good time. There's also a hidden porn channel, haha.

    People who say it's disease-ridden... you haven't gotten ass in a normal hotel room? That's more affordable to the masses and less clean. FACT.
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    my guess of cleanliness is

    Sybaris>Hotels>Motels>hourly motels>backseat of the abandoned station wagon 3 blocks down.

    i kinda want to call sybaris and see if they do anything special about "those" kinda stains...i mean...everyone knows that the only real purpose OF sybaris is to get and get laid...hell thats why they have afternoon hours! (1230:430)!!!

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    I stayed in one once, the $450 one. Pretty bad ass IMO, your own pool and stuff. My bitches: "Waterfall" was ice fucking cold water...."steam room"...never got hot enough to really steam....and the fireplace was fake too. But for a night or two of dirty, naughty, dag-nasty sex, I give it two thumbs and a weiner up!

    Lots of "free" porn channels too.
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    It is a real nice place. Very private and clean. I have never gotten the waterslide room cuz its always sold out but the next grade down with the pool and all that is awesome too. They give you all kinds of menus and stuff too so you never have to leave. You will definitely enjoy the stay. IMO its well worth the money once in awhile

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    I've been to the Northbrook one a bunch of times. The people there are super nice. If you sign up they send you emails and cards in the mail with deals of like $100 off. I've never stayed in the Chalet, just the Paradise. I've only gone during the week days sunday -thursday. The weekends are too much IMO.


    I've got a code for 25%-40% off they emailed me a few weeks ago thats good till the end of June depending on which one you're going to. PM me if you want it.
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    I stayed in the Chalet once. The girl I took let me PIIHB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by epic
    There's also a hidden porn channel, haha.
    More info pleez? I don't remember a porn channel?

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    I stayed in the Chalet once. The girl I took let me PIIHB.
    If she didn't you could have murdered her and the judge would have understood.
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    One of the FIRST times I went there there was a small paper that mentioned adult movies on a channel, sure enough 24/7 porn.

    The later times I went, I never saw that paper. You'll notice the TV skips a station.. you'll know when you find it. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bad Black§
    More info pleez? I don't remember a porn channel?

    I just flipped through the channels and low and behold, PORN. I kinda expected it considering what I paid and the nature of the room.
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    dude- are u there now? why are u posting?

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