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    Chicago Bears jokes

    Imma bears fan but these are funny.

    Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Chicago Bears

    Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
    A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

    Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Chicago would want one.

    Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    And my favorite:

    Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both c an make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!".
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    I like the last one best
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    since you are a bears fan its suprising you just didnt do this........


    Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The PACKERS

    Q: How do you keep a PACKER out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Green Bay in case of a tornado?
    A: Lambeau Field - they never have a touchdown there

    Q: What do you call a PACKER with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Milwaukee have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Green Bay would want one.

    Q: What's the difference between the Packers & a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the PACKERS and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: How many FUDGE PACKERS does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    And my favorite:

    Q: What do the PACKERS and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both c an make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!".
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    No shit what a fucking retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastss
    Imma bears fan but these are funny.

    Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Chicago Bears

    Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
    A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

    Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Chicago would want one.

    Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    And my favorite:

    Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both c an make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!".
    WTF is wrong with you Packers fan!!!!

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    packers fans

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